| Bastard 1. (n.) A natural child; a child begotten and born out of wedlock; an illegitimate child; one born of an illicit union. 2. (n.) An inferior quality of soft brown sugar, obtained from the syrups that / already had several boilings. 3. (n.) A large size of mold, in which sugar is drained. 4. (n.) A sweet Spanish wine like muscadel in flavor. 5. (n.) A writing paper of a particular size. See Paper. 6. (a.) Begotten and born out of lawful matrimony; illegitimate. See Bastard, n., note. 7. (n.) Lacking in genuineness; spurious; false; adulterate; -- applied to things which resemble those which are genuine, but are really not so. 8. (n.) of an unusual make or proportion; as, a bastard musket; a bastard culverin. 9. (n.) Abbreviated, as the half title in a page preceding the full title page of a book. 10. (v. t.) To bastardize. Thesaurus Entries SOB, affected, apocryphal, artificial, assumed, bantling, bar sinister, baseborn, bastard child, bastardy, bird, blackguard, bogus, brummagem, bugger, by-blow, cat, chap, character, colorable, colored, counterfeit, counterfeited, creep, criminal, cross, crossbred, crossbreed, devil, distorted, dressed up, duck, dummy, embellished, embroidered, enfant terrible, ersatz, evildoer, factitious, fake, faked, FALSE, falsified, fart, fatherless, feigned, feller, fellow, fictitious, fictive, garbled, guy, half blood, half-breed, heel, hood, hooligan, illegitimacy, illegitimate, illegitimate child, imitation, jasper, jerk, joker, junky, knave, lad, limb, louse, love child, lowlife, make-believe, malefactor, man-made, meanie, misbegotten, mischief, miscreant, miscreated, mock, mongrel, mother, mule, natural, offender, perverted, phony, pill, pinchbeck, pretended, pseudo, put-on, quasi, queer, rapscallion, rascal, rat, reprobate, rogue, scalawag, scoundrel, self-styled, sham, shit, shithead, shitheel, shoddy, simulated, sinner, so-called, soi-disant, spurious, stinkard, stinker, stud, supposititious, synthetic, tin, tinsel, titivated, turd, twisted, unauthentic, ungenuine, unnatural, unreal, warped |